5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...