Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...