Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...