IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...