Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...