Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...