They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...