Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...