Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...