The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...