Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...