Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...