The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Viagra again.
Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...