If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...