DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...