Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...