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Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
Definition of a Wife!
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Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
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How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
Two Quickies.
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Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...