The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...