Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...