DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.