What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...