never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...