One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
Computer lingo guide
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A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
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New rules for dieting!
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A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...