The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...