Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...