…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...