Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother