Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor…
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...