Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...