The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...