Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.