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Have long marriages
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There goes another one
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Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
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Ounces of brain for sale
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Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Invent artificial dogs
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Signs and notices 17
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yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.