Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...