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Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
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What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
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For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
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Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
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