Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...