Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...