Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began…
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...