Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...