What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...