The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
Pope
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...