After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
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Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...