Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.