Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...