Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
10 Signs Your Broker …..
Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash “He can’t come to the phone right...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...