What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...