Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...