Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...