The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”