Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...