Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...