Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...